Workin’ on teaching that spineless thing how to
be a ninja play hide and seek. He sucks at it.
Owner’s weird. Eating weird stuff. Whatever. Got a
mission date plan. Yes, I do date, thank you very much.
..Do not tell anyone.
Willy Roy’s Hat. I know, but we just can’t stay away from each other.
Oh great, Willy’s got stuck on the ceiling again- I mean uh..
Having quelled that sea cucumber’s tears- Do not ask HOW-, All things are right in the den.
So, here I am, with my termites, eatin’ them like nobodies’ business and there goes our owner rushing around like she’s got ants in her pants or something.
What the hell is it this time? Swear, if it’s that bald guy again, I’ll burn his suits.
Anyway, she brought some kid over. It keeps poking at my tank. Wish it would bother Willy. All that guy’s doing is reding some book- again. Seriously does he not have any other hobbies? What is so interesting in that damn thing?
Back, anyway. What was I saying? Oh yeah, Hope the owner doesn’t mind. I’mma bout to call up some cousins from home. See if we can’t get together. Also, I think I have another assignment.
Something to do about that green chick that was here….
Weird shit happens. No, seriously, so much weird stuff has happened I don’t even have the full capabilities to type it.
Weddings, babies, breakup, baldie, that plant lady, then my Bro-man Manta. *Brofist* and lots of crap.
Willy’s telling me not to drink. Not after the last time. Which wasn’t even my fault! Just because a Turtle frog has a few beers doesn’t mean he can’t drive damnits!
Ugh, smug bastards…. Mistress is almost normal..well normal for her. Heard that that Red-kid got turned into animals.
Something about that green lady being a kid again.
I don’t even know.
SHUT UP WILLY! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT DAMNIT!
I will come over there and slit your throat. Cause I’mma ninja. awwwwyyyeeaaaah.
….Gods, Willy, stop crying. Willy- Goddamnit willy!
Be right back folks. Gotta get a sea cucumber to stop crying.
Little David Out-
Two mama cats who gave birth at the same time, co-mothering their eight new babies.
However, I prefer to think of them as a lesbian cat couple.
lesbian cat couple yes good
FAMILIES COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ;;___;;
It’s Friday! Have some lesbian cats with their behbehs.
Can I just adopt them all?
A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.
Hello, I’m back again
I’m investigating that thing in the other Tank. I don’t know what the hell it is. It’s weird.
It crawls around that tank of water all day. It’s annoying. It looks like a turd.
This is it here:
Isn’t it disgusting? What the hell IS that?
So, I try to make my way over to it. Be like “YO, Buddy! HEY what ARE YOU?”
And it’s in there. Not even talking. It just ‘gulp bubble’ whatever that fish talk is.
Don’t know why my owner keeps it.
Speaking of which.
She’s weird again. As always. Only weirder. Then her kid is here. She’s strange.
I need more termites.